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Joke of the Day
"I hate being happy because it makes my tweets suck."
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"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"
"What do you call potato friends? Spuddies"
"Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin's evolution chart."
"NSFW Your cock's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"
"The Oscars so white I gotta wear shades."
"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."
"If we're talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I'm thinking of burying you there."
"wife: ""you promised you wouldnt buy anything stupid with our lottery winnings"" me: [covering penguin's ears] ""he can hear you linda"""
"For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair"