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Joke of the Day

"What do you call potato friends? Spuddies"

"Racism is like Nickelback... I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live."

"If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza."

"If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine."

"I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band It'll be called Maiden China"

"If I ever wake up miniature I'm going to use a ravioli as a pillow and just go back to bed."

"Best joke I've ever made *I open the door to leave the house* Me: It's raining outside? Mom: Yeah, and it's chilly; you might want a jacket. Me: It's raining chili?!"

"Do you know why they call it a raspberry pi 2? Because when you see it you'll turn 2 pi radians and walk away."

"90% of the economy is just women giving each other useless gifts."

"Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class? He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution."