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Joke of the Day
"What do you call potato friends? Spuddies"
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"""I just called to say I love you."" -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work"
"Whaddya call a know-it-all from Europe? a Shure-opean"
"My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression. I had to put my foot down."
"What do you call a traitor with a lisp? Judith"
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath? The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW?"
"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."
"I don't know what I'm more afraid of: killing myself or never doing it. Clowns definitely scare me the most, though."
"""Y dnt u Muslims tell ISIS to stop"" Ok hold up *pulls out iphone* ""Yo ISIS habibi,its me plz stop"" ISIS:""ok habibi sorry,shisha tonight?"""