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Joke of the Day

"An entire generation does not know what the hell is happening when a movie pans over to a wall calendar and the pages magically fly away."

"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."

"I'm thinking of opening a pre-owned clock store... I'm gonna call it 'Second Hand'."

"what did one car say to the other? we are cars"

"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? ""Neighbor"" ~ thanks bugz"

"Why does Kim Kardashiani have a big butt? because she never had to work her butt off."

"I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements It's putting me to sleep"

"All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."

"Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it."

"Just because your kid says, ""You're my hero"" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently"