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Joke of the Day
"Why do intersecting lines hate each other? Because they do nothing except making themselves cross."
Next Joke
"I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend. I'm constantly treading on eggshells. Which she also doesn't approve of."
"What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself? A shell-fie"
"his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty"
"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" ""4 years sober..."""
"Two tools watched TV, One saw."
"I'm not saying my wife is fat... ...but when she lost her virginity, it wasn't so much a case of deflowering as deforestation."
"What do you call a group of scientologist almonds? Nuts."
"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales"