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Joke of the Day
"The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30."
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"Breaking News: It turns out OJ Simpsons son actually killed Nicole Brown Simpson. OJ's son asked him if he could have an advance on his allowance. OJ told him ""Go axe yer mother"""
"New study shows Android phone users are more likely to put out, apparently iPhone users are too busy waiting in a line to have sex."
"Nurse: Doctor this man needs an IV! Roman Empire doctor: OF WHAT? HE NEEDS 4 OF WHAT?!"
"When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant They are just checking their pee-mail."
"X = Y The teacher asked the student, ""If x=y, what is x?"" The student answered, ""y?"" The teacher replied, ""why not?"""
"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."
"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? ...he got the gas bill"
"just a racist joke do you know why **race of your choice** are so good at triathlon? because they run to get to the public swimming-pool and return home on a bicycle"