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Joke of the Day

"police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places! Officer: Then stop going to those places."

"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!"

"How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell!"

"I once thought about suicide. Then I realised that there's probably better things to name our child."

"If Usain Bolt was an electrician... His name would be Usain Volt"

"Bill Cosby is like Santa Claus He comes while you're asleep."

"How does Google clean their facilities? They use Google Mops."

"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"

"A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" Sadist: ""No."""