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Joke of the Day

"Nurse: Doctor this man needs an IV! Roman Empire doctor: OF WHAT? HE NEEDS 4 OF WHAT?!"

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their biggest hits were the wall."

"Tried to take a photograph of some fog Mist"

"I feel like a text is too serious without an ""lol"" or ""haha"" in there somewhere."

"have u ever tried to break a crush by looking at their Facebook like PLEASE post abt Mumford & sons or smth so I can be free from this curse"

"May the bards singeth this song henceforth on the 31st of August Oh my god its a happening My balls I am a grappling A tree grown from a sapling On the day that was the fappening"

"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"

"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""

"[NSFW] What does a vagina and the weather have in common? When its wet its time to go inside"

"Work today had a sexual harassment seminar It was a real let down when I found out they weren't going to teach how to sexually harass."