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Joke of the Day

"Nurse: Doctor this man needs an IV! Roman Empire doctor: OF WHAT? HE NEEDS 4 OF WHAT?!"

"What is Jesus' favorite gun? A nail gun I'm going to hell"

"Yo mamma so stupid when she heard of ""orange is the new black"" she thought Donald Trump became the president."

"Kid threw a rainbow slushee at my windshield .... Thought I hit a unicorn"

"My doctor said I should stop thinking so much, it's bad for my health and could damage my liver He also say's I'm half deaf"

"I named my dog WiFi Because I stole it from my neighbor"

"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"

"guaranteed Smile... possible Snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up"

"I've done it! I've solved the question we have all asked since the dawn of time. Where do we go when we die? In the ground."

"From my Dad: I never did get around to paying for my exorcism So now I've been repossessed."