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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Cat fish and a lawyer? One is a shit eating bottom sucker. The other one is a fish..."

"I am sure Freud invented autocorrect... because when you mean one thing,it autocorrects it to amother."

"Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear."

"If electricity takes the path of least resistance... why doesn't lightning only strike the country of France?"

"I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache...and then she won't talk to you anymore."

"What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump."

"I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE SALAD. I peed"

"My mom recently bought a Jesus shaped flashlight When I asked her why she said: So whenever someone says ""I can't see"" I can be like ""here, let Jesus light the path"""

"We get it, Japan. All of your cats can skateboard."

"They say it's amazing what we can achieve if we all put our heads together But if I could put my heads together, I'd never leave my room"