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Joke of the Day
"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 4 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."
Next Joke
"What hand do you use to wipe your butt? Right or left? For those that answered right or left, you guys are gross I use toilet paper."
"What would you call a Pokemon Trainer if they were Jewish? Ashe."
"Golfer: ""Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"" Caddy: ""Eventually."""
"I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you're scrolling on your phone"
"How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay? WATERBOARDING!!!"
"in an era of declining male friendship, the rap crew is a more appealing concept than ever"
"Dating is like a See-saw Not very fun when one of you is fat."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks; ""Why the long face?"""
"What's a bulimic person's favorite movie? ""The Purge"""