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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual man on a wheel chair? A human being"
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"A family books a room in a hotel... ... The father goes and says to the receptionist and says I hope the pornography is disabled here and the receptionist goes its normal pornography you sick bastard."
"Got my son to paint our fence by telling him it was his first karate class."
"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."
"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"
"Please deposit all your anti-jokes here:"
"My mom recently figured out that the best way to get me to call her back right away is to text me that someone died but not tell me who."
"What's the difference between a preschool and a brothel? You should know this you sick fuck."
"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."
"Him: You were supposed to do something about the groundhog under the deck. Me: I did. I named him Lord Melbourne. He likes Cocoa Puffs."