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Joke of the Day

"How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough."

"Yesterday I met my ex-girlfriend's son and told him about how I once auditioned to be his father."

"""Bartender, I'd like to buy that table of women debating their favorite season of The Bachelor a round of cats"""

"I can tell we still live in a sexist society because... Doctors still make more money than nurses."

"Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means ""Doing the Facebook"". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now."

"How do teachers teach safe sex in the south? put a hood on your klan member"

"I can't personally remember an Olympics with better toilet reporting"

"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""

"Whenever my anorexic girlfriend says she needs a pee, I never know if she needs the toilet or she's just hungry."

"I think my first girlfriend broke up with me because anytime she called me crying I'd say, ""What's the matter? You sound really fat."""