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Joke of the Day
"Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address."
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"Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."
"I'm currently standing in the 12 items or less line, holding 16 items, freaking the fuck out."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards Because if they fall forward they fall in the boat dumbass."
"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"
"Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest"
"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."
"What do terrorists eat when its sunny? Choc-ISIS"
"After realising that I had accidentally eaten my clone, I shat myself."
"Wes Craven died? Well that sucks, I sure wes craven another scary movie..."