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Joke of the Day

"Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address."

"Studies have shown... (NSFW) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!"

"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."

"Stealing being illegal is why I can't have nice things."

"What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? You would be stoned to death."

"What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time."

"Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him."

"If men call short women ""petite"", what do women call short men? ""friends"""

"I know the voices in my head aren't real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!"