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Joke of the Day
"Hey it's Bill Gates! Mr. Gates, why was 6 afraid of 7? ""I don't know, because 7 8 10?"""
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"Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping."
"Some say English is tough... Some say English is tough, it can be understood through thorough thought though."
"Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally."
"Just ran into a grammar fanatic out with whom I once made."
"[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest: I'm not falling for that one again dan"
"If you want to understand who loves you more, your wife or your dog, lock them both on the balcony After three hours unlock them and see who's happier to see you"
"Sorry your dad died. Here's a card with a waterfall on it"
"Why do hurricanes always have female names? At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house."
"Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear. Also sorry for the shoddy manscaping."