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Joke of the Day

"Hey it's Bill Gates! Mr. Gates, why was 6 afraid of 7? ""I don't know, because 7 8 10?"""

"Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket?"

"Yelling out ""Stranger Danger!"" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code."

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Forget it, its pointless"

"When I see a self-help book at a secondhand store, I wonder...does that mean it worked, or it is bullshit?"

"Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8... It wont be a physical device, it will be iMaginary!"

"Love is a decision. I have decided not to smother my husband with his pillow. Our love will live another day."

"79% of people don't know the opposites of these 6 words. 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me 6. Down Are YOU the 21%?"

"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"

"Eating out This one time I was eating this chick, then all the sudden I tasted horse cum. I was like, damn grandma, that's how you died."