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Joke of the Day

"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."

"I forgot to wear my Halloween costume to work. I was gonna go as the Invisible Deaf Mute Man."

"A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?"

"What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers."

"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"

"What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them."

"I'm doing it doggy style today. Lying on the couch not doing a damn thing. I will bark if you knock on the door."

"My favorite hobby is pretending to be surprised when my credit card is declined."

"Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it."

"Arnold's new tell all book. Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book."