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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair? Cancer"
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"Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers."
"Give a man a cheeseburger, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cheeseburger, I'm high as fuck."
"Juicy J What did Juicy J say when he cummed all over his legs? Jizz on mah feet, yeah, Jizz on mah feet.."
"So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, ""Do you have any chapstick?"" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies ""Thanks, just put it on my bill!"""
"How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb."
"How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!"
"After a terrible storm, a farmer realizes he needs to revamp his fence. Sorry, repost."
"JUDGE: I may send u to jail. But if u act less condescending, I'll let u go free ME [waving goodbye to my family] u mean condescendingLY"
"A vampire masturbating into a mirror. You didn't see that coming."