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Joke of the Day
"Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'"
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"You can't spell 'creative' without 'weed'."
"If Bernie gets elected we should give him an honorary military rank. Colonel sounds right to me."
"A boy bought some Tesco burgers from the canteen, The dinnerlady asked what he wanted on them. The boy replied: ""I'll have 5 each way!"""
"My girlfriend said she liked the jewelry my grandmother wore so I bought her a life alert necklace"
"What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"
"Magic School Bus Movie Don't get your hopes up"
"Is your GPS supposed to sigh before it says ""Recalculating""?"
"Some people are like clouds.. ..Once they fuck off it's a nice day."
"Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco."