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Joke of the Day

"What did the bad shock tell the good shock? I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world."

"I have the heart of a lion... and a lifelong ban from the zoo."

"I'm tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment I did it once and killed a cyclist."

"What did Data find in Picard's gym sock? The Next Generation"

"How many redditors does it take to repost a joke? About four."

"Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree? Because he couldn't bark"

"What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore? Row v. Wade"

"I went to a gay bar. As I sat down to order a drink, I went to a gay bar. As I sat down to order a drink, a kind gentleman approached and offered to push my stool in."

"I'm a strict vegetarian. After I kill a cow I don't eat ANY of it."

"I got rid of 300 unnecessary lbs after 6 months. The divorce papers are finalized today."