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Joke of the Day
"I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo. Her name was Dizzy Spells."
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"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"
"It's so expensive ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50."" - ""And the bag?"" - ""The bag is free."" - ""Ok, give me the bag."""
"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"
"EMOTICON GUIDE :) I'm happy ;) Having a seizure. Still happy :/ Having a stroke. Not happy :( I'm a grouper .) Lost an eye. Still happy"
"I told my girlfriend I could use a little pussy She said ""me too, mine's as big as a house."" Credit: Predator (1987)"
"I don't want to seem desperate, so I always wait at least 3 days before I call 911."
"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"