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Joke of the Day
"Why are orphans unable to play baseball? They've never known what home is."
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"""Flight 1234 are you ready to copy holding instructions?"" ""Center make that request on the next frequency...."""
"Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10-tickles."
"What's big, Scottish, and depressing? Scotland."
"My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class ""Is it ignorance or apathy?"", he said. Honestly, I don't know and I don't care."
"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."
"Someone asked me why my ringtone is the ""Like a G6."" Up until now I thought it was ""Like a cheese stick."""
"Marriage tip: When times get tough, never tell a woman she needs to ""sacrifice."" Women do not like this term. Always say ""prioritize."""
"Me: *delivers fantastic presentation* Fish Boss: great work! Me: thanks for letting MINNOW what you think! Fish Boss: you're fired."