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Joke of the Day

"""My dad could blow up your dad!"" - braggy al-Qaeda kid"

"Every day I see my baby nephew, I lift him up repeatedly and say ""whee."" French is a tough language to learn. I want him to get a head start. :)"

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear"

"Pope should record an album to remake Vatican's image. The problem is picking which robe to wear when making a video w/ Lady Gaga"

"What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose? FULL!!"

"What's a kkk members favorite beverage? White power aid."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"I'd rather see a guy with a machete walking towards me than someone with a clipboard."

"So a baby is named by his French, Chinese, and Redditor grandparents A. L'Mao"