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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather see a guy with a machete walking towards me than someone with a clipboard."

"Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower."

"I pledged to pick up 10 pieces of trash on Tuesday. So, I'm going to Walmart to see if anyone needs a ride. *adds humanitarian to resume"

"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Both have balls that are just for decoration"

"A wise man once said nothing."

"It's crazy how tornadoes know which states don't matter to us."

"Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower."

"F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says ""Sorry we don't cater for functions"""

"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"

"Having an argument on the internet... ... Is like having a small dick contest. There's no weiner."