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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear who Deez Nuts is picking as a running mate? Shaft."

"I basically have three hairstyles. 1. Straight 2. Wavy 3. Homeless"

"(OC dad joke) What do you call a goat on a small mountain? A hillbilly"

"A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man? Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh."

"I bought a parrot... And it could talk. But it did not say ""I'm hungry."" So it died."

"Today I saw 2 blind people fighting. I shouted ""I support the one with the knife.!"" they both ran away."

"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""Hi. Long time listener, first time caller."" ""That's really funny."" ""Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."""

"why do queens play poker in the bathroom? so they'll always get a royal flush"

"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in."

"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"