186396
Joke of the Day
"In my office, I tried pushing the envelope... But it's still stationery."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the Muslim artists who threw paint bombs at a building? They blue it up."
"When I said I respect our boys in blue I meant the blue man group"
"Hey @realDonaldTrump, try pressing the caps lock key... @realDonaldTrump: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!"
"I spend more time pretend talking into bananas than I do real talking into my cellphone."
"When I got my first pube, I left it under my pillow and waited for the pube fairy. And he came. All over my pillow."
"I've been offered a new, highly demanding job testing the new Super-strength Viagra'. I think I'll take it, how hard can it be?"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet? The Bullet leaves the chamber. Courtesy of my comrade Ivo"
"What is Ke$ha's favorite candy? TicTac"
"What would you call a terrible piece of gold? Absolutely Auful!"