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Joke of the Day
"Damon girl, did you fall from heaven? Because your face sure shows it."
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"Your mom is like a shotgun Two cocks and she's ready to blow"
"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"
"What do you call 100 lesbians with assault rifles? Militia Etheridge"
"Whenever anyone quotes the Bible to me I quote Harry Potter to them because I too love a good magical fiction book."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. Jk. Rowling"
"A couple's having breakfast. He says, ""Were you faking it last night?"" She says, ""No, I was really asleep."""
"Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fly headfirst into a plate glass window."
"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"
"What's a Scottish transsexual's favourite drink? Mango Lassi"