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Joke of the Day
"A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon. The bartender says, ""What the heck's a gon?"""
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"An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK... The immigration officer asks: ""Occupation?"" The Israeli says: ""No. I'm just visiting."""
"Plan to be spontaneous... Tomorrow."
"WIFE: [holding newborn baby] Ive never been so proud of anything in my life ME:[thinking about that one time I drew a perfect giraffe] same"
"I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership."
"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs"
"Mary Had a Little Lamb She also had a bear. I've seen Mary's little lamb. But, I've never seen her bear."
"Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise."
"Anyone who can tell if they're speeding up or slowing down a ceiling fan on the first try is a wizard and should not be trusted."