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Joke of the Day
"Try to imagine pugs living in the wild, just roaming in the forest in packs."
Next Joke
"THIS IS MY LOCKER ROOM TALK GUY: Hey, do you know if they supply towels here? ME: Please don't look at me, my shirt is off."
"in Heaven you get back all the chapsticks you lost"
"Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES"
"What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."
"I can't wait til there's a chalk outline filter"
"I really can't stand listening to dubstep... I guess it just wubs me the wrong way."
"What's the difference between my job and my wife? My job will still suck after 5 years"
"My little sister is bringing her black boyfriend to my grandparents' house for Thanksgiving so I'm bringing popcorn and a comfortable chair."
"I once saw my grandparents have sex And that's why I don't eat raisins"