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Joke of the Day

"A man got hit in the head with a drink... It's okay, though; it was a soft drink."

"Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'? Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out..."

"Why do some people think Jesus was black? Cause he is our father, and he never came back."

"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing; they were both stuck up cunts!"

"Kids these days be like.. Hashtag, you're it"

"PUN FRIDAY! comment your favorite puns, please"

"What the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point."

"I don't like rape jokes. They're always so forced."

"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."

"Why couldn't Bach be a rapper? Because he's Baroque."