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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a no-legged greyhound? Take it drag racing"
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"What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones? The last one out is meant to get the Wights"
"What happens when you drink food colouring? You dye a little on the inside."
"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."
"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."
"A Freudian slip is... when you say one thing, and mean amother."
"Why are black people afraid of motorcycles? They'd get caught in the chain."
"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"
"If a tiger goes to bite you, confuse him by french kissing him. You'll probably still die, but at least you got to make out w/ a tiger."
"Two gold fish are sitting in a tank... Two gold fish are sitting in a tank. One gold fish looks at the other and says: ""Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"""