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Joke of the Day
"Best Joke which defines me I am married and not allowed to make decisions :D"
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"The wind is such a whore... ...it blows everyone."
"GF just thought of the best name for a drink. The Vadge Liqueur. (Should I be concerned? This was totally random)"
"""It's been months since I got laid."" - Baby chickens"
"What do computers snack on? micro chips"
"Where the most likely place to find a crack whore? Between a rock and a hard place."
"A robot had an accident and sustained a head injury. He was a bit upset."
"Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point."
"Most women who've dated me will tell you I'm about an 8 on the pain scale."
"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE"