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Joke of the Day
"What do computers snack on? micro chips"
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"If women had to cum to make a baby , I'd never wear a condom! That on original . Your welcome"
"What does Vincent say when he's annoyed at someone? Fuck Gogh"
"I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs."""
"Can one of you please tell my ex husband that I died? I feel like it would be more believable coming from someone other than me."
"I was just at a cell phone convention and stopped at the Virgin Mobile booth. It was just a bunch of nuns in wheelchairs."
"Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves? Maths teachers, they make everybody count."
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ended up in a car crash who would be saved? America"
"I was going to make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"
"What's the worst part about pissing outside in the winter? Getting a 2 inch dick out of 3 inches of clothing. Stay warm out there!"