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Joke of the Day
"What is the area at the Danish/German border called? The DaneGer zone! I'll show myself out."
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"The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is because... he knows where all the bad girls live. :3"
"What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common? They're all in bread."
"Litter of puppies = cute. Liter of puppies = gross."
"What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated? Discuss"
"[coming through customs] Okay Sir 1 last thing before we're done. Is there anything you'd like to declare? *slams passport* ""I've had sex."""
"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
"What do you call a blonde geek with cancer? A dumb terminal"
"on star trek every time they beam down to a new planet they get their tricorders out to find somewhere to go on yelp"
"To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear ... Old Space."