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Joke of the Day
"What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common? They're all in bread."
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"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."
"To think, millions of children go to bed every night without knowing what their Sleep Number is."
"What a coincidence. My state of the unit address focuses on jobs as well."
"If Rand Paul ran for president and put Scott Walker on his ticket as running mate, their campaign would be Paul Walker 2016"
"Who is the chess player's dream companion? A *Czech Mate*"
"So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. FINALLY"
"What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? You tell her to get back to work."
"You're not going to believe this CLICK BAITED SUCKAHS"
"I work with some really great people. They're reliable, they're honest and they never cause any problems. I don't fit in at all."