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Joke of the Day

"Having friends is like... Having friends is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth!"

"What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use? The colored one."

"I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me."

"Did ya hear about the guy who got his hand caught in the printing press? He's in all the papers. ...Ba-dum bum"

"so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race The cheetah wins and the lion says ""you're a Cheetah"" the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'"

"Did you hear about the kid who slept through every class in school? He got all z's."

"Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this Republicans are in full agreement."

"Why was the man accused of sexual harassment never arrested? He was a policeman"

"I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it."

"I wanted to make a joke about quantum superpositions But I couldn't decide on one."