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Joke of the Day

"I told my girlfriend I would get a picture of her on my new debit card... So that even if we break-up, she'll still be taking my money."

"A naked women robbed a bank.... A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face"

"Programmer goes to a bar Bartender: What do you like to drink? Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d"

"who needs a bill of rights...? Im bill and im right!!!"

"I'm rubber, you're glue. I'm destroying the planet and you are made of dead horses"

"Did you hear about the homosexual magician? He disappeared in a poof."

"Did you hear about that man who used somebody else's legs? He could never stand up on his own two feet."

"Trump has just been debriefed about the aliens in area 51 he wants them deported immediately"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"