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Joke of the Day

"I just changed a light bulb with a beer in my hand if anyone needs a man for something."

"I didn't think my golf joke was that good, but everyone kept assuring me it was subpar."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more... ...than realizing that today is Tuesday."

"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"

"NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil."

"Dear axe body spray, Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles. Best regards, Asphyxiated girls everywhere."

"i'm not ""cute"" awkward. i'm ""what the hell is wrong with you"" awkward."

"I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!"

"Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bud dum tss."