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Joke of the Day
"How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrewed it."
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"""I OBJECT!"" the defendant screams in court. The judge gives her a very emotional hug and says, ""No...you human."""
"Hipsters don't sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough."
"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"
"my favorite punchline... ""No, nurse! I said 'slip off his spectacles'!"""
"I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."
"Toilet stolen from police station Cops have nothing to go on."
"Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!"
"Dropped my son for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you're supposed to pick them up?"
"I apologised to my girlfriend last night for not being able to get an erection. There were no hard feelings whatsoever."