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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman? A cross-threader"
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"Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."
"That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first."
"I was with my mom today when some guy backed into our car. I joked with my mom ""That guy's pull out game is weak."" My mom replied ""Not as weak as your dad's."""
"What do you call a potted cactus that has grown in the shape of a penis? A dildon't"
"How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size? In square feet."
"How many people of a certain ethnicity does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, one to change the lightbulb; the other nine to act in a manner stereo-typically associated with said ethnicity."
"When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look."
"What's the key to finding love? Rohypnol"
"Three of five fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed!"