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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I like to stop and fart at the jewelry counter in Macy's to remind them that there's common folk like us that shop there too."

"How do you stop your children from smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"

"Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!"

"Nobody ever believes me when I say I have to go to the bathroom. They always say that I'm full of crap"

"My mind says ""no"" but my heart says ""yes"", all my vital organs speak English, it's very confusing and loud"

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"Bloody Fords! How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer? They both have broken kaa's."

"God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal."