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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop your children from smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant."
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"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."
"I sell balloons for $1 each, or if you want them blown up it's $1.20. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation."
"Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"I was going to make a dubstep joke But I'll just drop it."
"What is a printer's favorite Village People song? YMCK"
"First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes it could stop a clock."
"What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'"
"A prostitute said she would do anything for $10... Guess who just got their car washed!"