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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop your children from smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant."
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"A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back."
"Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants? That is something i never herbivore!"
"What do mexicans call their erect penises? Beaners"
"Tomorrow is the 4th of July which means one thing, it's going to be a really big day for nail art Instagram photos."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback."
"What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece? Socra-tease"
"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in strawberry patches."
"Subway only exists because we're all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. ""Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here's $8."""
"My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."