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Joke of the Day
"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"
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"The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song."
"What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs? An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet..."
"dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them ""queues"""
"What do you call a sex toy bought at IKEA? A ""One Night Stand"""
"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."
"So a woman is driving down the road..... ....... Forgot women can't drive."
"Apparently UFC is not Ultimate Fried Chicken and now I'm even hungrier watching huge greased up men touch each other inappropriately."
"I'm fairly certain that most of us are one full gas tank away from bankruptcy."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank coffee before it was cool"