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Joke of the Day

"Have anyone heard that band The Prevention? They are WAY better than The Cure."

"Thought my Siamese twin was giving me the cold shoulder. Turns out he was dead."

"I'm up all night to get lucky, My dog that ran away"

"How do you make Ben Carson yell? Watch a movie with him."

"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"

"A horse walks into a bar....... Bartender: ""Why the long face?"" Horse: ""My alcoholism is destroying my family and my wife wants a divorce."""

"George Carlin appeared to me in a dream and asked me ""How can there be such a thing as a one-way street when you can obviously cross a street either way?"""

"(business meeting) *drops pen on the floor* *bends over to pick it up* *shirt comes untucked* *all the jelly beans start falling out*"

"(NSFW) What did God say when he walked in on his son masturbating? ""Jesus fucking Christ!"" I'll see myself out."

"Here's how I gained 27Ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying."