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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a shit sandwich... The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat."
Next Joke
"Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire :("
"You know what I get off on? Subway platforms."
"[boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]"
"My wife hates the way I introduce her to people in public. ""THIS is my wife.."" *looks down at the ground *sighs *kicks can"
"What do zombie college students eat? Raw-men"
"The New Drum by Major Headache"
"Can we PLEASE... stop beating a dead gorilla."
"My friend told my that onion was the only food that made people cry.. So I threw a coconut at him"
"I hate when it rains cats and dogs.... I just stepped in a poodle."