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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a shit sandwich... The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat."

"trained zebra no video see the benefits of training"

"why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force."

"Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants."

"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Then how did you get them on?"

"Did you know that Australians don't ever actually have sex? Because Australians mate..."

"What do you call a striped bra? A zebra."

"My friend said he was really down because of his car troubles... I told him i didn't wan't to hear his saab story."

"Americans may not get this... Healthcare"

"On the topic of jokes we made up when we were younger, here's mine: ""How much does Canada cost?"" Nothing. It's a free country."