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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow."
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"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will get this"
"An SQL query walks into a bar ... Walks up to two tables and says: ""CAN I JOIN YOU?""; ---- ^^^Sequel ^^^to ^^^this ^^^joke ^^^coming ^^^soon"
"Have you heard the one about the airplane? Never mind. It's over your head."
"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind."
"I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :("
"Harry was blind. His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater. When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read."
"A psychic midget has escaped from prison Yes, we have a small medium at large."
"A man goes to a new doctor for a checkup upon which the doctor discovers he has five penises. The doctor says, That's unbelievable, how do your pants fit! The man says ""Like a glove."""