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Joke of the Day
"What do bees chew? Bumble gum."
Next Joke
"Hey, remember me from last night? You gave me the wrong number but I found you on Facebook. I'm on your porch. Can I come in?"
"If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'm becoming a zombie. Walking around doing nothing & eating non-stop seems like a pretty sweet deal to me."
"Match dot com, but for socks."
"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"
"I once farted in an Apple Store and everyone got pissed.. It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped"
"[at the gym] PERSONAL TRAINER: What kind of body do you want to have? ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human"
"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"
"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"