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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by? A crush crush"
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"How do you get to Shepherds Bush? Up the Shepherd's leg!"
"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"
"Interviewer asked me why I'd make a good waiter? Me: You could say I...bring a lot to the table."
"I had a wet dream last night about dogs... Talk about coming in my boxers."
"[Weather Channel Secret Memo] To technical crews: If blizzard doesn't reach predicted intensity, shoot all exteriors through snow-globes."
"What do you call Detroit's trash? Detroitus"
"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net? ""It's not a too-nah!"""
"I just went to church and had communion. Ok it was a gas station and I had 2 donuts but I did say a prayer before scratching my lotto ticket"