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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by? A crush crush"
Next Joke
"I see dead people. Well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes."
"I can't believe the queen knighted Mix-a-Lot."
"What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients? ex-spearmints"
"""Fruit OR Vegetable?"" *pic of apple* fruit. *pic of carrot* vegetable *pic of Ryan Seacrest on life support* oh geez idk"
"I have a very particular set of skills, skills I acquired over a long career. Skills that - ugh hold on *covers phone* MOM I'M ON THE PHONE!"
"Slept like a baby last night Woke up every hour and just cried about my life."
"My Jewish friend invited me to go to his camp. Fuck that."
"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"
"Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick. Boss:- How sick are you? Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister"