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Joke of the Day
"I see dead people. Well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes."
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"I thought I loved you but it turned out I just had too much coffee."
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"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"
"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."
"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer!"
"It met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, Dozen tit?"
"If you're walking down the street and see a teenager, don't panic; just yell ""One Direction selfie twerk"" and slip away in the confusion."
"What do you call a girl who pushed her father off a cliff? Pushpa!!"