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Joke of the Day
"I see dead people. Well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes."
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"April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are."
"My penis... Is such a dick."
"Prostitutes What do you call three prostitutes? Hoe Hoe Hoe"
"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
"My wife just told me she's leaving me if I don't stop drinking I told her "" Come on honey just one more drink, and I will help you pack!"
"hear about the gay indian? he's a brave sucker...."
"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!"
"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."
"Did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? The headline was ""Small medium at large""."