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Joke of the Day
"Just had to ask myself, ""What would a competent person do in this situation?"""
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"What's the difference between snowman and snow woman? Snowballs."
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"What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog? An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!"
"So this kid in my anatomy class asked where the gluteus maximus was... In my opinion it was a dumb, ass question."