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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between snowman and snow woman? Snowballs."
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"What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock? ""I don't have time for your ship."""
"Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere"
"I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA! Sorry, wrong bus!"
"A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and says ""look what I almost stepped in!"""
"What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters? Christmas in July"
"the homeless woman I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"Whenever you see a sword swallower perform, it makes you wonder what sort of activities they used to do to make them realize they had this talent."
"You Can't spell ADVERTISEMENTS without semen between the tits!"