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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar... ...and the bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"By fluke, I just learned I could pop the head off a Dora Explorer doll, drill a hole in her leg, fill her with water, and use her as a bong."

"I went to my highschool football coach's funeral.... When I got to the casket, I whispered, ""You walk it off asshole!"""

"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!"

"[at ultrasound] Nurse: there it is. There's your baby Me visibly relieved: oh Jesus thank u Wife whispering to nurse: he thought it was bees"

"What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch? Caeser salad."

"Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan? They never expect a ring"

"You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes."""

"If your house is hit by a dolphin, don't go outside to see if the dolphin is alright, that's how the hurricane tricks you to come outside."

"Report - Sharks have difficulty finding work 51 weeks every year."