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Joke of the Day

"How do you know it's time to clean up your room? When the wifi signal doesn't come through."

"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race"

"I'm running a 3K to raise awareness for the Klan!"

"What if there were no hypothetical situations?"

"""Daddy, did you know Pluto was recently reclassified as a dwarf planet, or plutoid?"" ""Sweetie, I'm pretty sure he's a dog."""

"I get why Tupac's band smoked his ashes... ...It would have been tacky to take a shot in his memory."

"Why did the gay guy fail his test? He couldn't think straight."

"Revenge is a dish whose photos I haven't yet seen on Instagram."

"Apparently, the words ""I'd still hit it"" are words best kept to yourself at a funeral"

"Alcohol is not the answer But it is a solution"